1. A.J. Daulerio
on the Favre story: "I’m kind of walking around New York with an envelope full of cash, more than I’d ever seen, meeting mysterious X-person in a hotel to go see a picture of Brett Favre’s penis."
2. Somewhat relatedly, Ernest Borgnine
hilariously reveals the secret of a happy life on Fox News.
3.
Hulk lamp.
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Buy Brett Favre toys at eBay.