Showing posts with label law. Show all posts
Showing posts with label law. Show all posts

Saturday Night Live makes fun of Spider-Man Turn Off the Dark






Saturday Night Live featured an advertisement for a personal injury attorney specializing in injuries caused by viewings (or involvement in) Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark. I love his suit and the list of possible claims at the end. Via.

*Buy Spider-Man Happy Meal toys at eBay.

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1. Hilarious: Lindsay Lohan might not have committed grand theft (stealing something worth more than $950) because although the price tag on the necklace was $2,500, it wasn't even worth half that much. Via.

2. And speaking of Valentine's Day-related scams, read about this one involving Groupon and FTD.

3. Finally, zombie and stalker-themed Valetines.

*But I'm sure the deals in Amazon's jewerly store are always good deals.

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1. Absolutely bizarre story about parasitic albino redwood trees (they can't make chlorophyll, so they instead suck all their energy from another tree like a vampire). Via.

2. Tuition at Stanford Law, plus room and board, is over $70,000 per year.

3. How to remove personal information (such as location) from a photograph.

*Buy digital cameras at eBay.

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1. From an article in Rolling Stone about Stieg Larrson:
As a boy, Stieg lived in his grandparents' cottage in the woods. At the time, an old Swedish law was still in effect that barred children from attending school until they were seven. Written a century earlier, the law was intended to protect little boys and girls from being devoured by wolves while walking through the forest on the way to school.
Also, there was a serial killer in Sweden known as The Laser Man.

2. Cute Marvel holiday wallpaper by Chris Giarrusso.

3. Tenacious Toys has new ThreeA toys in stock. Don't you wish you had a $75 store credit?

*Buy ThreeA toys at eBay.

Link roundup

1. Anyone have any valuable feedback about One True Fan? I was thinking of adding it to the site.

2. Naomi Campbell wore couture to every day of her court-mandated community service.

3. If you're in the mood for a Canabalt clone with fancier graphics, try I Must Run. Via.

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1. The Guardian reports that "Kosovo's prime minister is the head of a 'mafia-like' Albanian group responsible for smuggling weapons, drugs and human organs through eastern Europe, according to a Council of Europe inquiry report on organised crime." Via.

2. The Washington Post really, really wants you to mention their articles on Facebook.

3. "Hinkley, California, the town made famous in the Oscar-winning Julia Roberts movie Erin Brockovich, does not show any evidence of an increased rate of cancers."

Link roundup

1. Comment and win a copy of a new book focusing on Steve Ditko's artwork.

2. D30 cake from a "nerdy thirty" birthday party.

3. A criminal defendant was arrested for murder and while in custody managed to get new Nazi tattoos on his face and neck. His lawyer convinced the judge to order the state to spend $125 a day for a makeup artist to cover up the tattoos, less the jurors think poorly of the defendant. Via.

Street Vendor informational pamphlet by Candy Chang






Street Vendor Guide by Candy Chang:
Vendor Power! decodes the rules and regulations for New York’s 10,000 street vendors so they can understand their rights, avoid fines, and earn an honest living. Did you know you can get a $1000 ticket for parking more than 18 inches from the curb? It doubles as a poster on the rich landscape and history of vending in the City. This pamphlet was produced through a collaboration between the Street Vendor Project and Candy Chang.
You can buy it, or download a pdf here, and Candy has other great goods on sale here.

*Buy maps at Amazon.

Link roundup

1. Here's the latest mortifying tale of a reply to all mishap. Which is a good time to ask: do any popular email programs offer a setting where whenever you hit reply to all, a pop up window asks, "are your sure you want to reply to all?" I'd love to have that feature (and know many people who need it).

2. "In the latest in a series of unusual efforts to make Paris green, the city is now offering residents free sparkling water to try to wean Parisians not from red wine, but from overconsumption of plastic bottles." Via.

3. Washington DC "makes it illegal for anyone to work as a 'sightseeing guide' without first passing a test and obtaining a special government license." Via.

Link roundup

1. Free iPhone solitaire recommended by Gizmodo.

2. White judge directs law firm to try to assign a minority or woman to handle the lawsuit.

3. "A diplomatic showdown between Japan and China that began two weeks ago with the arrest of the captain of a Chinese trawler near disputed islands ended Friday when Tokyo accepted Beijing’s demands for his immediate release, a concession that appeared to mark a humiliating retreat in a Pacific test of wills." Via.

*Buy propaganda posters at Amazon.

Courtroom sketches of Lindsay Lohan





Courtroom sketches of Lindsay Lohan by Mona Shafer Edwards. She has prints and a collection of her celebrity trial sketches on sale at Amazon.

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1. Apparently fans are so anti-union that they're booing NFL players showing union solidarity.

2. Much of Japan's death penalty is shrouded in secrecy. Here's the technique:
The inmate is handcuffed and blindfolded before entering the execution room, officials said. Three prison wardens push separate buttons, only one of which releases the trapdoor — but they never find out which one. Wardens are given a bonus of about $230 every time they attend an execution.
Via.

3. Giant jackalope statue.

*Buy jackalopes at Amazon.

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1. Classic Looney Tunes-esque short about rival saloon owners. I definitely did not see that ending coming.

2. I wish my browser desktop icon was a giant awesome button.

3. Death penalty executions are at a standstill because the sole company that makes one of the chemicals has run out.

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1. Freakonomics interviews a Football Outsider.

2. UCLA is pitching its law students on a job as a chauffeur.

3. Rugby player bites down on a blood capsule to fake an injury (and allow a substitution), and then convinces the team doctor to cut his mouth to make it look legit.

*Buy NFL bobbleheads at Amazon.

Legal rulings can be fun

From Judge Barbara Crabb's finding that Todd McFarlane stole Neil Gaiman's character:
The two characters are similar enough to suggest that either Dark Ages (McFarlane) Spawn is derivative of Medieval (Gaiman) Spawn or it is the same character to which plaintiff owns the copyright.

Much as defendant tries to distinguish the two knight Hellspawn, he never explains why, of all the universe of possible Hellspawn incarnations, he introduced two knights from the same century. Not only does this break the Hellspawn “rule” that Malebolgia never returns a Hellspawns to Earth more than once every 400 years (or possibly every 100 years, as suggested in Spawn, No. 9, exh. #1, at 4), it suggests that what defendant really wanted to do was exploit the possibilities of the knight introduced in issue no. 9. (This possibility is supported by the odd timing of defendant’s letter to plaintiff on February 14, 1999, just before publication of the first issue of Spawn The Dark Ages, to the effect that defendant was rescinding their previous agreements and retaining all rights to Medieval (Gaiman) Spawn.)

If defendant really wanted to differentiate the new Hellspawn, why not make him a Portuguese explorer in the 16th century; an officer of the Royal Navy in the 18th century, an idealistic recruit of Simon Bolivar in the 19th century, a companion of Odysseus on his voyages, a Roman gladiator, a younger brother of Emperor Nakamikado in the early 18th century, a Spanish conquistador, an aristocrat in the Qing dynasty, an American Indian warrior or a member of the court of Queen Elizabeth I? It seems far more than coincidence that Dark Ages (McFarlane) Spawn is a knight from the same century as Medieval (Gaiman) Spawn.
Neil posted an tremendous photo of McFarlane here.

*Buy books by Neil Gaiman at Amazon.

Link roundup

1. Fark:
What do the United Nations, Halliburton, Church of Scientology, Lucasfilm, and Sega all have in common? They all downloaded the infamous facebook profile torrent.
Here's more companies that downloaded it.

2. "On Wednesday, both Boston papers carried front-page stories about Sports Business Journal's report that NESN's Red Sox ratings had plummeted 36 percent. (The Boston Globe also reported that WEEI's ratings were down 16.5 percent, and that male listeners between the ages of 25 and 54 had dwindled by 28 percent.)" Via.

3. The Portland DA will not file charges against Al Gore for what sounds like very good reasons.

*Buy Al Gore toys at eBay.

Link roundup

1. Chipotle was found to be in violation of the Americans With Disabilities Act because people in wheelchairs couldn't see over the counter to where the food was being prepared. Via.

2. A key topic in Neal Stephenson's Quicksilver - - pseudoscience, such as alchemy, is often the gateway to valid scientific discovery.

3. The Tennessee Titans have sued USC over the manner in which Lane Kiffin and USC poached one of their Football coaches. (How many times during the day must Lane Kiffin fail some sort of moral test? It must be constant, right?)