Tron kama sutra

There are 20 instructional videos in the Tron kama sutra. Now this would be a killer app for Microsoft's Kinect. Via.

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Link roundup

1. Extended trailer for season three of the Clone Wars (it starts with a mecha-squid submarine). And here's some news about the season.

2. Chris Sims describes the genius that is Gymkata. (I was young enough when I saw it that the story made perfect sense to me.)

3. "Top White House aides were shocked to learn in 1997 that Clinton was having sex with Lewinsky because she had been constantly flirting with George Stephanopoulos." You can read his description of her here.

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Link roundup

1. Funny animated ad for Astroglide (NSFW).

2. Videos of techniques used by talented teachers. (First video will autoplay, and then click on the links on the far right.) Via.

3. Pole dancer at the beach.

Link roundup

1. Larry Fishburne's daughter is releasing a sex tape specifically in the hopes of achieving Kim Kardashian-type fame.

2. Photos of New York City from above. Via.

3. Chris Sims's manga recommendations.

Link roundup

1. TechCrunch calls out Gawker over ethics.

2. The Mattel toys from Comicon will go on sale 8/2.

3. Wild, wild testimony in the Karen Sypher/Rick Pitino sex/blackmail trial.

Link roundup

1. How to be An Android power user. Also, how to use Android's voice-activated search as a calculator and conversion tool.

2. Criticism of the Washington Post's special "Top Secret America" features:

Clearly, a lot more effort went into assembling a detailed, comprehensive listing of classified programs and contractors than went into the stories. There’s clearly a risk to national security in making such a listing readily available; it could lead to the companies being targeted by intelligence services or even terrorists. Still, some of that information is readily available. Once you have a company name, basic data like the company’s location, employees, and revenue is widely available from business sources. What’s new and what required real work was the detailed listing of companies and agencies tied to classified contracts, plus the appealing graphical interfaces.

That said, a quick look left me with doubts about the quality of both the graphics and the research. After playing with them for a while, the visualizations seemed more like eye-candy than useful tools. And the database is less impressive when you focus on agencies you know something about. Is the Transportation Security Agency really doing a bunch of Top Secret border control research, as the database reports? I’m skeptical; I had policy responsibility for TSA when I was at DHS, and TSA doesn’t really do border controls; it’s got its hands full just doing transportation security.

3. Good Fark headline: Palestinian man gets 18 months in jail for trying to pass his meat off as kosher.

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Lewd puzzle pieces

Lewd puzzle pieces by Mar Hernández for a pornography website. Hernández has a paper toy available for download here, and various goods on sale here (but no puzzle pieces). Take a nice photo of the paper toy and you can win a sketchbook. Via.

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Contra/SexEd mashup

Trailer for sex education game Privates. Via.

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Batman XXX

Batman XXX, a parody of the old Adam West series via these sites. (Trailer is very tame.)

*Previously: Catwoman pin-up.

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Advertising roundup

A few ads that recently caught my eye:


A glamorous dollhouse by Imagination for apartments in New York.




EURO RSCG encourages you to eff a stewardess (and drink vodka).




High-powered Cupid by Rethink Communications in an ad for an executive headhunter.




TBWA encourages you to rearrange faces with this boxing promotion.




A cucumber menaces a woman in this add by McCann Worldgroup for a sex toy.




Tiny T-Rex by Scholz & Friends NRW for Vodafone.

*Previously: A stewardess sets her own path.

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Demon thong

Logo for Unholy Ladies Undergarments by Graham. Via these sites.

*Previously: Dr. Manhattan thong.

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The Birds and the Bees Art Contest: Blayne Scott

Blayne Scott explains where babies come from for this month's Penny Arcade sex comic remix contest. Go here if you missed the announcement. There are four prizes up for grabs this month.

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Naughty Valentines

Naughty Valentines by Kuro on sale at Etsy. Via.

*Previously: Law and Order themed Valentines.

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Batman Lego Cubedude (link roundup)

Batman Lego Cubedude by crises_crs.

And a few more links:

1. Gigantic rusty cleaver.

2. J.H. Williams III posted a high-res image of the cover to Absolute Promethea 2.

3. John Harkes was kicked off the US team two months before the 1998 World Cup because he was having an affair with the wife of teammate Eric Wynalda.

*Previously: Daniel Plainview Lego CubeDude.

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A woman thinks about meat (advertising roundup)

A woman thinks about meat in this ad for The Sprout Restaurant.



There's a whole lot of wood in this ad by TBWA for Viagra. Via.



Tiny Christmas card by BBDO for the Smart car. Via.



Martin Brown hung upside down crosses in trees throughout Sydney to draw attention to the widespread shooting of flying foxes (fruit bats). Via.



Salmon skin cookbook by ÇÖZÜM for the Wüsthof fish fillet knife. Sliding off the scaly dust jacket reveals the meat below. Via.

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Kirby-esque Moses (link roundup)

Marc Basile channeled Jack Kirby to draw to draw Moses. Relatedly, Kirby-esque Charlton Heston; Kirby Draws God. Via.

And a few more links:

1. A pictorial trip to a Korean sex hotel, with a very small door.

2. Rave reviews for Tatsunoko vs. Capcom and Mass Effect 2.

3. Lightsaber Lost, this week's episode of Clone Wars was excellent. You can watch it here.

*Previously: The Accidental Video Game Sex Blog.

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Advertising roundup

Creepy clown mask used by 1789 to advertise Ads of the World.



Plastic "soldiers" turned into children playing by Y & R to support Unicef. Via.



Poster by Juniper Park for the Breast Fest, a film festival targeting breast cancer.



McCann Erickson co-opts Jesus for a little self-promotion. Via.



Advertisements co-opted and turned into vampire victims to promote Twilight.

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You'd better do it yourself

Ads by Leo Burnett for Leroy Merlin suggest that you'd better do it yourself unless you want your girlfriend to have sex with the plumber.

*Previously: Burger King's Singing in the Shower campaign.

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Creepy protein drink ad (link roundup)

The Ring is made even creepier in this ad by Saatchi and Saatchi for Gainomax nutrition drink.

And a few more links:

1. The real story about the blogger who inspired the movie Julie and Julia is her bizarre sex life/infidelity.

2. How to dress up a cheap bottle of wine.

3. How to make Medusa snake-like hair.

*Previously: You're wasting money buying expensive wine.

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Burger King's Singing in the Shower (link roundup)

Burger King has a site that features a woman in a bikini singing in the shower. Via.

And a few more links:

1. Warren Ellis' email list used to be great fun. He'd regularly send out drunken ramblings, even occasionally include a short story. But roughly a year ago, his emails were reduced to linkspam (check out an article I wrote for Wired, please visit my forum, etc). I replied a few months ago, saying that his emails weren't much fun anymore. He promptly replied, suggesting I unsubscribe if I didn't like it. So I did. He's now apparently announced that he's abandoning the emails entirely.

2. And in other weird emails news, Nakatomi sent out an email about a new Masters of the Universe print. Six paragraphs into the email, it says, "DON'T REPORT ON THIS PRINT!"

3. Thundercats movie concept art by Charlie Wen. Via.

*Previously: Tentacle shower head.

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