Yo momma jokes are funnier when they're told by planets

A few gems from Reddit:


Pluto responds to NASA.



Ice cream joke.



Bill Clinton and Michelle Obama.



The Black_eyed Peas' Wikipedia entry after their half-time show.


Can't Prince just perform every year?

Bill Clinton reportedly says Obama would have to "kiss his ass" if he wants his help

Link. Via. In the long run, I expect history to be kinder to Bush than Clinton.

*Previously: Hillary Clinton poses for a photo with a soldier, who flashes the "coercion" sign.

Bizarro takes a shot at the Clintons

Link.

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Hillary Clinton Laughing Pen

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