Showing posts with label corruption. Show all posts
Showing posts with label corruption. Show all posts

Link roundup

1. What happens if you release 100 cats in an Ikea store? Who knows, mostly the video shows closeups of people watching the cats.

UPDATE: My mistake, there's a commercial featuring the cats in action.

2. Michael Lewis looks at Greece's disastrous economic situation, which he blames on corruption and lax oversight. His focus is on a monastery reminiscent of the the one in Neal Stephenson's Anathem:
Knowing nothing else about the Vatopaidi monastery except that, in a perfectly corrupt society, it had somehow been identified as the soul of corruption, I made my way up to the north of Greece, in search of a bunch of monks who had found new, improved ways to work the Greek economy. The first stage was fairly easy: the plane to Greece’s second city of Thessaloniki, the car being driven along narrow roads at nerve-racking speeds, and a night with a lot of Bulgarian tourists at a surprisingly delightful hotel in the middle of nowhere, called the Eagles Palace. There the single most helpful hotel employee I have ever met (ask for Olga) handed me a stack of books and said wistfully how lucky I was to be able to visit the place. The Vatopaidi monastery, along with 19 others, was built in the 10th century on a 37-mile-long-by-6-mile-wide peninsula in northeast Greece, called Mount Athos. Mount Athos now is severed from the mainland by a long fence, and so the only way onto it is by boat, which gives the peninsula the flavor of an island. And on this island no women are allowed—no female animals of any kind, in fact, except for cats. The official history ascribes the ban to the desire of the church to honor the Virgin; the unofficial one to the problem of monks hitting on female visitors. The ban has stood for 1,000 years.

This explains the high-pitched shrieks the next morning, as the ancient ferry packed with monks and pilgrims pulls away from the docks. Dozens of women gather there to holler at the tops of their lungs, but with such good cheer that it is unclear whether they are lamenting or celebrating the fact that they cannot accompany their men. Olga has told me that she was pretty sure I was going to need to hike some part of the way to Vatopaidi, and that the people she has seen off to the holy mountain don’t usually carry with them anything so redolent of the modern material world as a wheelie bag. As a result, all I have is an Eagles Palace plastic laundry bag with spare underwear, a toothbrush, and a bottle of Ambien.
3. A woman fell into a wasp nest and was stung 500 times:
Rescue crews had to deal with yellow jackets even inside the ambulance, and once the unidentified woman was taken to Sturdy Memorial Hospital, hospital staff then had to handle yellow jackets in the emergency room.
Via.

*Buy Anathem at Amazon (it's like Harry Potter, but with string theory).

Fark's rejected Christmas cards (link roundup)



From Fark's Rejected Christmas Cards theme.

And a few more links:

1. The WSJ says:
[Tiger] Woods cut an unusual deal with American Media Inc., the owner of both Men's Fitness magazine and the National Enquirer tabloid newspaper. Mr. Woods agreed to the cover shot and photo spread in Men's Fitness, whose circulation of about 700,000 per issue is less than half of Golf Digest's nearly 1.7 million, in return for the National Enquirer squelching a story and photographs purportedly showing Mr. Woods in a liaison with a woman who wasn't his wife.
2. Steps to take now to make it easier to reclaim your Google account if it ever gets hacked.

3. "The Roman Catholic Church and the police in Ireland systematically colluded in covering up decades of child sex abuse by priests in Dublin, according to a scathing report released Thursday." Via.

UPDATE: Sinhead O'Connor has strong words for the Pope. Via.

*Previously: Rejected Fallout perks.

*Buy Tiger Woods toys at eBay.

Soccer goalie does taunting cartwheels (link roundup)



Video of a soccer goalie distracting shooters with cartwheels and other gyrations. The shooters repay him in kind. Via.

And a few more links:

1. Man managed to kill a woman under police protection in Los Angeles.

2. And in other fun Southern California news, "4 of 5 San Jacinto council members indicted in corruption probe."

3. Yes, that $1 double cheeseburger deal at Burger King is incredible. So incredible, franchisees are suing the parent company to try to stop the deal. Via.

*Previously: Premier League soccer player buys lots of his own jerseys to seem more popular.

*Buy Fast Food toys at eBay.

Popular animated show in the Middle East features four grandmothers? (link roundup)



It's called Freej. You can read about it here, and watch it here. I also learned that Ramadan is not only a holy month, but also the Middle Eastern equivalent of sweeps month. Via.

And a few more links:

1. If you'd like to know what you missed, here's a summary of the first episode of Flash Forward.

2. Depressing corruption exposed in the Food and Drug Administration.

3. Firefighters piled into a fire engine and drove out of the station's garage to go rescue a bleeding man. Unfortunately he was much closer than they realized. Right outside the garage in fact. And they ran him over. Via.

*Previously: Sean Penn talks about his childhood friends, including the guy who ran someone over.

*Buy fire truck toys at eBay.

How to throw a fancy dress dinner party at Ikea (link roundup)



Go here for a gallery of photos from an (unauthorized) fancy dress party held at Ikea. Via.

And a few more links:

1. Photo of New York Yankees dressed as Batman and classic Batman villains. Shortstop Ramiro Pena actually looks kind of...cool as Catwoman.

2. Relatedly, Johnny Depp as The Riddler. Via.

3. Current big deal in China: A video of an adorable first grade girl. When asked about her ideal life, she said she dreamed of becoming "a corrupt official, as they have lots of property." (Photo link). Via.

*Previously: Megan Fox as Catwoman desktop wallpaper.

*Buy Catwoman toys at eBay.

Lego boy with backpack and sneakers (link roundup)




Lego boy with backpack and sneakers by Polywen. See also: Lego football player.

And a few more links:

1. Nature is ghastly. Don't read about this Isopod and what it does to a fish's mouth. And definitely do not look at a photo. Via.

2. The city of Santa Monica wants to install a net under the Santa Monica Pier to keep pigeons away in the hopes that it will cut down on the tremendous amount of bacteria in the nearby ocean. Animal rights activists have "blasted" the plan. Via.

3. Two Los Angeles Police Officers have been placed on leave, under suspicion that they leaked photos of Rihanna to TMZ.

*Previously: Ghastly Mickey Mouse sculpture.

*Buy books about parasites at Amazon.

Metroid Lego (link roundup)



Samus vs. Metroid Lego diorama by Moose Greebles . Relatedly, there's a couple of Metroid Prime Trilogy desktop wallpapers available for download here.

And a few more links:

1. Stylish drawings of the Alien and Colonial Marine.

2. How did the major driving direction programs deal with the Bay Bridge closure in San Francisco this weekend? Of Google, Yahoo, and Microsoft, two out of three provided directions indicating that they were aware of the problem. One did not. Want to guess which one failed?

3. Wild story about apparent police corruption in the town of Jericho, Arkansas.

*Previously: Samus enjoys some sausage.

*Buy Metroid toys at eBay.

Watch a puff of air knock down a house made of straw (link roundup)



From and episode of Bang Goes the Theory, a vortex cannon knocks down straw houses with puffs of air. Via.

And a few more links:

1. Sign says, "Yay! We r super gay!!"

2. Detroit didn't become a disaster by itself. More corruption exposed.

3. Hard to believe Newsweek is going out of business with well-thought out pieces like this roundup of people recalling the Great Depression as "a time of resourcefulness, altruism, and even joy."

*Previously: The Big Bad Wolf dissected.

*Buy Little Red Riding Hood toys at eBay.

Here comes the science (link roundup)



Album cover for "Here Comes the Science" by They Might Be Giants. Apparently, it's a two disc set. First, a CD with music, and second, a DVD with animation for each track. 32% off at Amazon.

And a few more links:

1. This article says that insurgencies lose 41% of the time, and lists six reasons why (pdf). Via.

2. The admissions practices at the University of Illinois have been under investigation, and the investigator intends to recommend that the school's entire board of trustees resign. More than 100 students a year with ties to trustees, politicians, and wealthy donors got their names placed on special "clout lists." To be clear, that's a state school, funded by tax payers, giving preferential treatment to the children of the wealthy and connected. Via.

3. Funny engagement announcement.

*Previously: Teach the Controversy; Science t-shirts.

*Buy vintage textbooks at eBay.

Nightmare on Elm Street poster (link roundup)



Nightmare on Elm Street poster via these sites.

And a few more links:

1. Bunch of new stuff on sale or available for preorder at Tenacious Toys including plush donuts and Uglydoll Glow-in-the-Dark Ice-Bats.

2. Here are three articles to get you up to speed on the depressing corruption arrests in New Jersey. The scandal involves mayors, rabbis, money laundering, and the sale of human body parts.

3. Allergy warning on package of eggs warns that the package "contains eggs."

4. Article says Zappos didn't want to sell to Amazon, but was forced to by venture capitalists.

*Previously: Rally Rabbi bobblehead.

*Buy Uglydolls at eBay.

Victorian ghostbuster (link roundup)



Victorian ghostbuster by Felipe Sobreiro.

And a few more links:

1. A city councilman in Iowa, who led the successful effort to ban pit bulls in Sioux City, is now fighting to prevent the ordered execution of his own dog, who mauled a neighbor. Via.

2. A local government urine tester was arrested in Houston for taking bribes. He's the "second county urine monitor to face bribery charges in connection with court-required urinalysis in two months." Via.

3. A Turkish tv show will feature a Muslim imam, a Greek Orthodox priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk competing to convert atheists. Via.

4. Horrifying story about a lab technician with hepatitis (the hospital knew she had it when they hired her), who was also a heroin user, and who "may have exposed thousands of Colorado patients to hepatitis C when she swapped her own dirty syringes for ones filled with a powerful narcotic." Via.

*Previously: Health Partners' new mascot is a walking vial of urine.

*Buy Ghostbusters toys at eBay.

Rampaging fox (link roundup)



A disturbing rampaging fox stars in a series of Fur Free ads.

And a few more links:

1. Check out the Sea Pig/Sea Cucumber. And here's another good photo.

2. Congratulations to U.S. District Judge George Wu for doing the right thing and dismissing the criminal charges against Lori Drew.

3. Great sentiment found amidst a discussion of Robert Gates' efforts to update the American military: "It is the Aristotle approach... If you want happiness, go for virtue. If you want change in the DoD, go for shift in direction, any direction will work as a starting point."

4. The Washington Post ombudsman lamented his paper's effort to charge lobbyists $25k and more for access to reporters and White House officials, calling it a public relations disaster.

*Previously: Michael J. Fox viewed himself as a tough guy?

*Buy vintage advertising at eBay.

Alan Greenspan puppet (link roundup)



Alan Greenspan puppet by Ellen Rixford for the cover of Institutional Investor. Via.

And a few more links:

1. 700 New York city public school teachers are paid to do nothing.

2. Relatedly, an audit revealed 257 "ghosts" on the Detroit Public Schools payroll.

3. In other Detroit news, this week, Monica Conyers, the chairwoman of the Detroit City Council and wife of House Judiciary Committee Chairman John Conyers (D-Mich.), pled guilty Friday to federal bribery charges.

4. Tree House restaurant built to advertise the Yellow Pages.

*Previously: Violent commercials starring proto-Muppets.

*Buy puppets at eBay.

Devastating Daily Show report on the "aged news" of the New York Times (link roundup)

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My only explanation for why the NY Times participated in this Daily Show report is that they know it's all over, and they just want to maximize page views while they can. Guess what geniuses, when someone mocks you for printing yesterday's news, you admit it proudly and emphasize that you provide accuracy, analysis, filtering, and convenience.

Don't miss the corresponding NY Times interview of Jason Jones. Via every blog out there, because it really is that funny.

And a few more links:

1. The guy from Munch's The Scream vogues in this animated gif. Via.

2. Too good to verify, supposedly a woman who missed being on the fatal Air France flight 447 has died in a car accident. Via Fark, where the first comment is worth a look.

3. Disgraced NBA ref Tim Donaghy was attacked by a prisoner claiming mob ties and suffered leg injuries.

4. If you're in the mood to get outraged about waste of tax dollars, read this report on Albert Senella and Scott Taylor of the Tarzana Treatment Center.

*Previously: The Daily Show reports on Code Pink's "battle" against the U.S. Marines.

*Learn how to survive prison with these books at Amazon.

Wear gloves before touching this Mazinger Z toy (link roundup)



An ad for a Mazinger Z toy that recommends buying gloves to wear when playing with it. Via.

And a few more links:

1. Little Birdie Secrets is giving away a lot of stuff this week, including a Dali decals gift certificate.

2. "Detroit City Councilwoman JoAnn Watson paid only $68 in property taxes this year because city records say her well-kept, brick Tudor-style home doesn't exist." She has an explanation, of course. Via.

3. Sad, a $50-million mixed-use redevelopment project to revamp downtown Pasadena is now on hold after a major investor pulled out.

4. Board game based on Hunter Thompson's Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas comes in a briefcase filled with pharmaceuticals.

*Previously: Mazinger Z desktop wallpaper.

*Buy Mazinger Z toys at eBay.

Watch Rod Blagojevich squirm on David Letterman



Here's how it starts:
Dave: "Why exactly are you here, honest to God? (audience laughs)

Rod: (laughs) "Well, you know, I've been wanting to be on your show in the worst way for the longest time."

Dave: "Well, you're on in the worst way, believe me." (audience laughs, applauds)
Very uncomfortable. Via these sites.

*Previously: Craig Ferguson mocks NBC exec Ben Silverman's so-disturbing-it-can't-possibly-be-real laugh.

*Buy "Headline Hollywood: A Century of Film Scandal" at Amazon.

Erick Scarecrow's Medusa in high tops (link roundup)



Erick Scarecrow's: Medusa 10.5" vinyl figure, "Black Mamba" colorway limited to 500pcs. $54.99. Available at New York Comic Con.

And a few more links:

1. Forbes' list of "The 25 Most Influential Liberals in the U.S. Media" includes 20 white men. I wonder if the conservative list would be more diverse.

2. Horrifying allegations of corruption by NY prison officials.

3. Cool design for a dining table that doubles as an incredibly fun place to play with marbles.

4. Girl's high school basketball team that outscored another team 100-0 is so embarrassed by their own behavior that they're going to forfeit the win.

*Previously: Cool Medusa t-shirt design.

*Buy Medusa toys at eBay.

Olympic athlete named Kim Yoo-Suk (link roundup)



Olympic athlete named Kim Yoo-Suk. Via.

And a few more links:

1. Papercraft tiki by Kevin Kidney.

2. LAFD inspector arrested for allegedly taking a $500 bribe from a board and care facility operator. Sad, he'd requested bribes enough that he was finally caught during a sting. Via. [Update: See comments for a response.]

3. The Simpsons 20th Poster Contest. Via.

4. My local comic shop deals with the economic downturn: "We open earlier now, and close later, because every hour counts." (Ironic. I specifically stopped patronizing the store because the guys running it never seemed to open on time.) Via.

*Previously: A woman named "Hiscock."

*Buy "Bertha Venation: And Hundreds of Other Funny Names of Real People" at Amazon.

Michael Cogliantry’s Killer photo series (link roundup)



A photo from Michael Cogliantry’s Killer series. Via.

And a few more links:

1. Vicar orders removal of "unsuitable" crucifix from church (photo link). Via.

2. Before you rush into thinking Obama should give people jobs improving America's infrastructure, read this.

3. LA Times raised prices today from 50 cents to 75. Makes sense. Anyone still dumb enough to buy a copy...

4. Nicole Kidman says she sucked in Australia.

*Previously: Christmas advent calendar features image of serial killer.

*Buy crucifixes at eBay.

Godzilla cloud formation (link roundup)


Godzilla: The Clouds Honor Him found here.

Here's a few more links:

1. Working conditions at Amazon's fulfillment centers in Europe are punishing. Via.

2. Meet Swoopoo, a cross between eBay and slot machines, where an iPod Touch sells for $187.65, but costs bidders $938.25. Via.

3. The shadowy world of college basketball recruiting.

4. WSJ alleges feds rushed arrest of Blagojevich because Chicago Tribune refused to keep the story quiet. And then retracts the story.

*Previously: Dubai plans a city in the clouds.

*Buy Kaiju at eBay.