From the Onion: "14 American Apparel Models Freed In Daring Midnight Raid"

Acting on information gathered from billboards, alternative weeklies, and Internet banner ads, an FBI strike team liberated 14 dazed, sallow, and undernourished American Apparel models in a raid on the controversial organization's downtown Los Angeles compound early Monday.


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*This is timely, the Defamer points out a recent American Apparel ad featuring a model that looks a lot like Lindsay Lohan.