Christmas tree pop up card.
Santa Claus papercraft.
A Christmas Carol, Star Wars style by Ben Balistreri
Instructions for making stylish paper ornaments.
"Monster Ballads Xmas" - - Xmas Classic performed by your favorite hair bands
1. Jingle Bells - Skid Row
2. Happy Christmas (War Is Over) - Winger
3. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas - Jani Lane
4. I'll Be Home For Christmas - Twisted Sister
5. White Christmas - Queensryche
6. Run Rudolph Run - L.A. Guns
7. Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree - Firehouse
8. Naughty Naughty Christmas - Danger Danger
9. Blue Christmas - Tom Keifer
10. Jingle Bell Rock - Nelson
11. Silent Night - Faster Pussycat
12. Santa Claus Is Coming To Town - Dokken
13. Happy Holiday - Enuff Z'nuff
14. Winter Wonderland - Stryper
15. Christmas Love - Billy Idol
Follow the link to sample the tracks:
Monster Ballads Xmas
Pirate Santa Cards.
Jellyfish Christmas Cards.
Santa Cthulhu Needle Felted Figure.
Christmas tree from the future
Plush coal.
Adorable Snowman Desktop Wallpaper
Merry Christmas by ~Lord-Yoda on deviantART
Street Fighting Santa desktop wallpaper
Ho-Ho-Hoorruuukkkenn by ~Lysol-Jones on deviantART
Uncle San by ~noistar on deviantART
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Originally uploaded by Dance Groove
Click through for a desktop wallpaper sized version of the gingerbread man.
Jacob Marley desktop wallpaper.
Darth Vader/Santa avatar. (Top left of the page.)
Headbanging Santa animated gif.
Screaming snowman animated gif.
Finally, if you're in the mood for a less materialistic Christmas, try a short story called "Tis The Season" by one of my favorite writers, China Mieville. Here's a sample:
The lad she was with joined in, and then his friend, and then a bunch of people beside them, and in a few seconds everyone was doing it, a mixture of good voices and terrible ones, combining into this godawful loud squeal.
'Weeeeee...' and then, with impeccable timing, all the hundreds of people sort of caught each others' eyes, and their song continued.
'...wish you a merry Christmas, We wish you a merry Christmas...'
'Are you mad?' I screamed, but no one could hear me over that bloody illegal rumpty-tum. Oh my god. I knew what was happening.
We were surrounded by radical Christmasarians.
I was spinning around, shouting for Annie, running after her, looking out for police. There was no way the streetcams wouldn't spot this. They'd send in the Yule Squad.
Read the whole thing.
