Some funny lines from the White House Correspondents' Association annual dinner

George Bush: "Senator McCain's not here. He probably wanted to distance himself from me a little bit. You know, he's not alone. Jenna's moving out too. Hillary Clinton couldn't get in because of sniper fire and Senator Obama's at church."

Craig Ferguson, host of CBS' "Late Late Show": "Vice President Dick Cheney is already moving out of his residence. It takes longer than you think to pack up an entire dungeon."