Obama denies having a relationship with Scarlett Johansson and other fun political links

Obama says the email to Scarlett meant nothing. Link.

Michael C. Moynihan explains why you shouldn't feel guilty about buying things made in sweatshops. Link.

And my absolute favorite, Markos Moulitsas, and I think he's being serious here, defines conservatives:
They do live in a state of fear, and what's more, they want everyone else to join them hiding under their bed, in their pool of urine.

Oh, they'll talk tough. They'll bluster and pound their chests like the neanderthals they are.

But inside, they are scared little children, terrified of the world, of people not like them, of change.

And they can't fathom any other way to live.

And the netroots wonder why Obama doesn't listen to anything they say.

Finally, Obama action figures are on the way.

*Previously: Obama, President of Awesome.