Los Angeles's police chief charmingly explains the paparazzi problem in LA

or actually describes why the paparazzi hasn't been much of a problem lately:
If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody, thank god; and, evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don't seem to have much of an issue.

Video here. (Bratton's already responded to criticism by pointing out his support for gay rights and the fact that his sister is gay.)