Carly Monardo's website include a link to Topatoco, which has some wonderfully bizarre items on sale
Jesus vs. T-Rex t-shirt. Link.
Ben Franklin as Michael Jackson in Thriller, dancing with zombie Washington, Lincoln, and Roosevelt.
Link.
Shark and gorilla exchanging a high five. Link.
Futility trophy. Link.
*Previously: John McCain as The Thing.
*Buy historical memorabilia at eBay.