7. The Obi Wan Was Totally Banging Amidala Theory
In this theory, Obi Wan was secretly totally banging Princess Amidala, mostly because Anakin was Hayden Christensen. This is the real reason Anakin goes apeshit at the end of "Episode III." And of course, Luke and Leia are really Obi-spawn.
See the whole list here. Her interpretation of Ferris Bueller's Day Off is particularly interesting.
*Here's my alternative theory of The Lorax.
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