The cover of Quilter's Home that's too hot for Jo-Ann Fabric and Crafts

You know, it's times like these that I wish Blogger made it easy to put something below the fold. I mean, I don't want to offend anyone, or get you in trouble at work.

But here's the cover of Quilter's Home that's too hot for Jo-Ann Fabric and Crafts:



What's that you say? It's not "hot" at all? OK you obviously lack any sense of decorum, so I present one of the actual quilts featured in the article:



This is Mary Beth Bellah's "Helping Hands." Those innocent looking diamonds are...VIAGRA!!

(Check out Mary Beth's site for more creations. I like "Crash.")

You'll have to buy the magazine to see the rest of the provocative quilts. Via.

*Previously: Evil Rock Quilts.

*Buy sexy quilts at eBay (including sexy firemen quilt).