That's right, implanting tiny base stations in pigeons. And since pigeons are a little vulnerable, Qualcomm spliced pigeon and wolf DNA to create wolfpigeons:

The wolfpigeons breed like crazy, but Qualcomm has solved that problem with sharkfalcons, which prey on the wolfpigeons:

And coming soon, the top of the chain - - crocodeagles:

You can see some concept art here. Thanks for the excellent tip Jaime Chen.
*Previously: Genpets - - genetically modified pets.
*Buy home DNA kits at Amazon.