The first sentence of Roger Ebert's one-star review of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is, "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is a horrible experience of unbearable length, briefly punctuated by three or four amusing moments."
The charmingly horrendous Burger King kid's meal Devastator seems to be a perfect match for the review.
*Previously: Spock/Enterprise Transformer.
*Buy Transformers at eBay.
