First, Steven Seagal has an energy drink called Lightning Bolt. It has inspired various fanmade commercials at Youtube. Via.
Which reminded me, Steven Seagal has a new show starting next month called Steven Seagal Lawman. It's a reality show following his adventures as a sheriff's deputy:
*Previously: Steven Seagal is Cockpuncher.
*Buy Steven Seagal toys at eBay.