April 1 news roundup

Hard to keep up with all of the big news of the day:

Bioware revealed the Sarlaac Enforcer player class:








Google announced the Google Reader rewards program:





Flickr unveiled the FlickrPad:






Starbucks unveiled the Plenta and Micra size options:






ThinkGeek announced a bunch of products that will presumably be available by the holidays:

Monolith action figure set from 2001:






Canned Unicorn Meat:




Dharma Initiative Alarm Clock:



My First Bacon:




Tell Me Your Secrets Bear (for spying on kids):





Comics Alliance scooped everyone with the latest League of Extraordinary Gentlemen comic:





Platinum Games announced an 8-Bit version of Bayonetta:






Nike placed several fake news stories about its helping athletes achieve stupendous results:





Games Workshop announced a heavy duty spray gun that paints entire regiments in one blast:





Hot Wheels announced its newest toy - - Wonder Woman's Invisible Jet:



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