1. Gawker says, "Miley Cyrus' Mom Had An Affair With Bret Michaels." (The photo of the two of them illustrates the uncanny valley problem, right?)
2. And the news about Demi Lovato is even sadder.
3. "FIFTH female officer at scandal-hit prison resigns after claims she 'had sex with an inmate.'" (It sounds like at least some of the women took advantage of extremely lax hiring standards to get jobs where their boyfriends were housed.) Via Fark which offered a better headline.
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