1. Hilarious: Lindsay Lohan might not have committed grand theft (stealing something worth more than $950) because although the price tag on the necklace was $2,500, it wasn't even worth half that much. Via.
2. And speaking of Valentine's Day-related scams, read about this one involving Groupon and FTD.
3. Finally, zombie and stalker-themed Valetines.
*But I'm sure the deals in Amazon's jewerly store are always good deals.