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Showing posts with label dumb move. Show all posts

Link roundup

1. Hilarious: Lindsay Lohan might not have committed grand theft (stealing something worth more than $950) because although the price tag on the necklace was $2,500, it wasn't even worth half that much. Via.

2. And speaking of Valentine's Day-related scams, read about this one involving Groupon and FTD.

3. Finally, zombie and stalker-themed Valetines.

*But I'm sure the deals in Amazon's jewerly store are always good deals.

Cute kid recounts Commando in ill-conceived campaign




This is a video of a very cute boy describing the plot of Commando. Now the boy is adorable, and I'm preconditioned to like the video because I love the movie (the mall in the movie is the one I hung out in as a child - - it's since been completely torn down and rebuilt).

But.

The video is the first in a series called "Stop the pity. Unlock the Potential." The point of the campaign is to make people stop thinking of "war" and "genocide" when they think of Africa.

A video of a young boy totally enraptured by an extremely violent movie is probably not going to get the job done.



They couldn't find a cute kid that liked a Disney movie?

Mike McCarthy can't be trusted with a red sharpie



Packers coach Mike McCarthy shows how not to wear a sharpie. Via.

Link roundup

1. Wargaming miniatures giveaway.

2. You can officially not be jealous of Tom Brady. Here's why Gisele Bundchen does not wear sunscreen:
'I cannot put this poison on my skin,' the 30-year-old said. 'I do not use anything synthetic.' As a compromise, Bundchen claims she only exposes herself to the sun before 8am when it is still too weak to do any damage.
3. According to reports, the guy who robbed the Bellagio of $1.5 million in chips is apparently the son of a Las Vegas judge, bragged about the crime, and returned to stay at the hotel.

Link roundup

1. Rose George:
We have always used the sea for transport. But shipping has changed dramatically in half a century, and not always for the better. With containerisation, the days of romantic shore leave are long gone. In the dizzying pace of a highly competitive industry, a vast container ship can be loaded and unloaded in 24 hours. Before, an officer told me, he would wonder whether he had time for dinner. Now he doesn’t know if he has time to get a newspaper.
2. Lewis & Clark Law School has a job board that's password protected so only its alumni can make use of its listings. The school changes its password regularly. Alumni weren't amused when the most recent password was "fail8ure."

3. How to use humor to defuse difficult situations.

Kenneth Cole is apparently still making use of the uprising in Egypt



Kenneth Cole apologized for the Tweet, but apparently the same language was added to the window of Kenneth Cole’s SOMA location in San Francisco. (This has to be street art, right?) Via.

*Show your love of democracy by buying iPads at eBay.

Link roundup

1. An unidentified SEC school complained about Alabama objectifying women to announce its new football recruits.

2. 74 people have been injured by hunters in Italy in the last four months:
The annual bloodletting is a result of the unusual freedom allowed to shooting parties under Italian law. They can go on to private property and fire anywhere not within 50m of a road or 150m of a house.
Via.

3. There's now an official Blogger app for Android.

*Buy Android phones at eBay.

Link roundup

1. Some desktop and iPhone wallpapers.

2. Deadline calls Kevin Smith's latest marketing stunt "a little like LeBron James’s 'I'm taking my talents to South Beach spectacle,' if instead of James, the player involved was the 10th man on the bench." Meanwhile, /Film gives Smith's latest movie Red State a 7 out of 10 and offers a longer summary of Smith's behavior.

3. First Digiorno Pizza and Cookies and now this:
For the first time, Orlando-based Darden Restaurants is combining two of its most popular chains. Red Lobster with Olive Garden in one building.
*Buy iPads at eBay.

This will make you a Clay Matthews fan...



Watch as Aaron Rodgers snubs a female cancer patient, but Clay Matthews stops to sign for her.

*Buy Clay Matthews jerseys at Amazon.

Link roundup

1. Stunning incompetence prevented the police from stopping Jeffrey Dahmer sooner.

2. From one of Bill Simmons's readers:
(Baltimore Ravens kicker) Billy Cundiff has 38 touchbacks. That is insanely high. I didn't recall him having a particularly strong leg, so I looked over his past stats: 38 of 75 kickoffs for touchbacks (this year); 11 of 209 kickoffs for touchbacks (previous five seasons).
3. 25% off art at Bear and Bird.

*Buy NFL bobbleheads at eBay.

Link roundup

1. Anyone have any valuable feedback about One True Fan? I was thinking of adding it to the site.

2. Naomi Campbell wore couture to every day of her court-mandated community service.

3. If you're in the mood for a Canabalt clone with fancier graphics, try I Must Run. Via.

Link roundup

1. Topless Robot describes the good and bad after seeing a screening of Spider-Man Turn Off The Dark. But the "good" is so negative, I never made it to the "bad."

2. Clippers owner Donald Sterling taunts his own players during games.

3. Sounds like Gawker was hacked a month ago and that Gawker staff was very slow to act on warning signs. Via.

Link roundup

1. Fluxblog posted an eight-disc, 157 song mix - - a survey of some of the best and most notable music from 2010. (The mediafire links seemed to have much less annoying ads.)

2. Who could have foreseen that the ridiculous celebrity Twitter campaign would be an embarrassing failure?

3. Celebration, Florida, a town built by Disney in the '90s, just had its first murder.

*Buy Disney ornaments at eBay.

Link roundup

1. Photo of a rolled up hedgehog.

2. Celebrities including Lady Gaga, Justin Timberlake, and Usher have vowed to not use Twitter and Facebook again until Alicia Keys's charity has raised one million dollars.

3. This woman is totally lord of the jungle.

*Buy baby animal calendars at Amazon.

Buzz Lightyear cup with questionably placed straw



Buzz Lightyear cup with questionably placed straw on sale at Amazon. Via these sites.

Sym-Bionic Titan with a stripper pole

Sym-Bionic Titan is a great show, and Episode 10, "Lessons in Love" was no exception. Well-paced, funny, unpredictable. But the show is rated PG and airs at 8:00 p.m. and reairs at 8:30 a.m. on Cartoon Network.



A kid's cartoon should not involve a cheerleader trying to seduce a fat geek by dancing on a pole as "Shake It, Shake It, Booty Quake It" blares:








For the time being, you can watch the episode below. There are lots of angry comments at Youtube.



Video showing Meg Whitman campaigning exactly like Arnold Schwarzenegger



Clever video shows Meg Whitman has made the exact same campaign statements as Arnold Schwarzenegger. Via.

In other fun political videos, watch New Mexico Lieutenant Governor Diane Denish accuse her opponent of wastefully giving border control agents "big fat boners" (instead of bonuses):



*Buy political memorabilia collections at Amazon.

Walmart cooking spray and furniture polish have nearly identical packaging



Walmart cooking spray and furniture polish apparently come in nearly identical spray cans.

Link roundup

1. Cigar Guy has been found and was wearing a costume in the Tiger Woods photograph (a costume that made no sense at all). Via these sites.

2. Super Mario's ready to meet Charon.

3. "A US State Department clerk has been indicted for using her government computer to gather personal information on more than a hundred celebrities and their families." Relatedly, "Pennsylvania Director of Homeland Security James F. Powers resigned in response to the public outcry over the news that his agency had not only been monitoring the activities of law-abiding citizens who oppose natural gas drilling in the state, but passing the information it gathered on to the companies involved in the drilling."

4. "BASKETBALL'S world governing body is considering sexing up the women's game by introducing more revealing uniforms to cash in on the players' athletic bodies."

*Buy Nintendo toys at eBay.