Saturday Night Live makes fun of Spider-Man Turn Off the Dark

Saturday Night Live featured an advertisement for a personal injury attorney specializing in injuries caused by viewings (or involvement in) Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark. I love his suit and the list of possible claims at the end. Via.

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Link roundup

1. Topless Robot describes the good and bad after seeing a screening of Spider-Man Turn Off The Dark. But the "good" is so negative, I never made it to the "bad."

2. Clippers owner Donald Sterling taunts his own players during games.

3. Sounds like Gawker was hacked a month ago and that Gawker staff was very slow to act on warning signs. Via.

Spider-Man Turn Off the Dark tv commercial

Check out Carnage, Kraven, and more in this commercial for Spider-Man Turn Off the Dark. Via.

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Spider-Man Turn Off the Dark photo gallery

Vogue has a gallery of photographs by Annie Leibovitz of several of the characters from Spider-Man Turn Off the Dark (including what appears to be Carnage in Big Head Mode). I...remain optimistic? Via.

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Link roundup

1. Poster and some stills from Julie Taymor's The Tempest.

2. Relatedly, here's an interview with George Tsypin, who created the sets for Taymor's Spider-Man musical.

3. Master Control Program desktop wallpaper.

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Link roundup

1. A look at some of the costumes for villains Green Goblin and Swiss Miss from Julie Taymor's upcoming Spider-Man musical. (I remain cautiously optimistic.)

2. How to convert video to watch on a Droid.

3. If you missed the announcement, this month's art contest has a huge prize.

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Dress like an asshole on a yacht party invitation (link roundup)

"Dress Like An Asshole On A Yacht" party invitation. Here's a photo gallery from the party. Via.

And a few more links:

1. Man wearing a dragon costume vinyl toy.

2. How can Microsoft compete with Google? Make Bing better for looking at porn. (No porn at the link.)

3. A little bit of information about Julie Taymor's Spider-Man musical. Via.

4. Boy with spiky hair paper toy.

*Previously: Clever Spider-Man comic strip.

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