Does this man look like a junkie?

And also like a gunslinger? Christian Bale is rumored to be one of the favorites for a role in The Dark Tower. He'd make a perfect Eddie.

*Previously: Poster for The Drawing of the Three.

Movie poster for The Dark Tower: The Drawing of the Three

Movie poster by Sean Hartter for The Dark Tower: The Drawing of the Three. On sale for $16. Here's his poster for The Gunslinger.

*Buy The Drawing of the Three at Amazon.

Sean Hartter's movie posters

I've seen this all over the internet today, and with good reason, but couldn't help reposting - -Sean Hartter has created a huge number of fabulous alternate universe movie posters. It appears that they're all available for purchase for $16 each, shipping included. Via.

*Buy Polish movie posters at Amazon.

Does this woman look like she has mental problems?

And maybe like a gunslinger, too? Naomie Harris is apparently being considered as one of the main characters in The Dark Tower. Do yourself a favor and read the (phenomenal) books now before the plot's totally spoiled for you. (And read Salem's Lot before reading Book 5.)

An illustrated guide to the gremlins living in your home (link roundup)

A handy guide by Christoph Niemann to the gremlins living in his (and mine and I'm sure your) home. Via.

And a few more links:

1. An international team is currently exploring the sunken ruins of Cleopatra's palace - - it slid into the ocean due to catastrophic earthquakes.

2. Castle cakes.

3. Roland Deschain fan art.

4. Colleen Coover is currently seeking sketch commissions.

*Previously: The next Dark Tower novel is going to be called...

*Buy sketch cards at eBay.

Book Cover for Patricia Highsmith's Eleven (link roundup)

Japanese book cover for Patricia Highsmith's Eleven, spotted in this Highsmith cover gallery.

And a few more links:

1. That's a lot of wedding bands.

2. Captain Morgan hoped to promote its brand by encouraging players to celebrate by assuming that moronic Captain Morgan pose. After one Philadelphia Eagle did it, the NFL warned against further displays.

3. Stephen King intends to write a new Dark Tower novel tentatively called The Wind Through The Keyhole, and says it'll take place between Wizard and Glass and Wolves of the Calla. (I'm not clear on whether that means it's about Young Roland or not.)

*Previously: Roland Deschain action figure.

*Buy wedding bands at eBay.

Highly-stylized Little Red Riding Hood

Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf by Kevin Walker. See also: Steampunk Sith Lord, and Dark Tower desktop wallpapers.

*Previously: Dark Tower fan art.

*Buy Little Red Riding Hood toys at eBay.