Dating site for ships' captains

It seems like this must be an ad for Old Spice or Captain Morgan, but there's apparently a dating site for sea captains and the ladies who love them. Via.

*Buy ships in bottles at Amazon.

Link roundup

1. I'm awfully glad I've already found the perfect woman:

The online dating industry is even bigger than the porn industry, and more than 30 percent of first dates end up in coitus yet its customers are much less satisfied than the customers of the porn industry. Let me break it down for you, those who go out, partake in a social activity and perhaps later on, sleep with a living human being feel more miserable than those who look at naked women, with fake breasts, online, all day, and alone….

2. Puppets from the upcoming Peter Pan/Alice in Wonderland mashup show I've previously mentioned.

3. Puppy paper toys.

*Buy Alice in Wonderland toys at eBay.

Big table, little man (link roundup)

Untitled, gigantic folding table and chairs by Robert Therrien. See also: Massively tangled telephones. Via.

And a few more links:

1. Ugly as heck, but pretty funny - - King Hippo t-shirt up for vote at Threadless.

2. Photo of a desolate, snowy street.

3. Dating site OKCupid reports on what types of profile photos seem to be most successful. Not surprisingly, cleavage photos for women and ab shots for young guys do well. However, there's hope for you if you're not stunning. Interesting photos that don't reveal the face also do well.

*Previously: Boy puts out fire using aunt's gigantic underwear.

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Arrogant online dater sends hilariously insulting emails when a woman turns him down

Link.