Showing posts with label literature. Show all posts
Showing posts with label literature. Show all posts

Literary t-shirts



Two t-shirts by Kafkacotton. The Red Queen/Alice in Wonderland design is on sale now. The Doublethink design is on of two 1984 designs currently up for vote.






Hester Prynne and Edgar Allan Poe jersey-style t-shirts on sale at Novel-T. Via.

*Previously: Disney to remake The Scarlet Letter.

*Buy Edgar Allan Poe toys at eBay.

Disney to remake The Scarlet Letter



Sam Nielson drew Hester Prynn, Ophelia from Hamlet, and Jocasta from Oedipus Rex as Disney Princesses.

*Previously: Disney projects pure and not so pure.

*Buy Disney snowglobes at eBay.

Something Awful butchers classic literature




The them of last week's Photoshop Phriday was "Making Reading Fun Through Trickery." Pictured: a sponsored version of Homer's The Odyssey and updated version of Poe's The Fall of the House of Usher.

*Previously: Edgar Allen Poe paper toy.

*Buy Odyssey posters at eBay.

Rime of the Ancient Mariner papercraft

Two papercraft creations using Marshall Alexander's Foldskool Heroes template. Follow the links to download the paper toys:


Rime of the Ancient Mariner by Dr. Shazam (yes, that's the albatross around his neck).


Have You Seen My Imagination by DMC.

*Find more papercraft projects here.

*Buy Rime of the Ancient Mariner at Amazon.

Edgar Allan Poe papercraft



Edgar Allan Poe paper toy by Brian Gubicza. Download the template here. And go buy something from Brian's Etsy shop.

*Previously: Papercraft monsters by Brian Gubicza.

*Buy "Urban Paper: 25 Designer Toys to Cut Out and Build" at Amazon.

Legendary Japanese baseball player Sadaharu Oh had his stomach removed, plus other news of the day



1. Sadaharu Oh had his entire stomach removed due to cancer. He hit 868 career homeruns in Japan. Link. Via. (Stomach toys on sale at Amazon.)






2. Good news if you want the benefits of drinking red wine, but (like me) hate drinking wine: Concord Grape Juice has the same benefits. Link. Via. (Photo via.)






3. Fun article about the 419 Eaters, who tricked a Nigerian scam artist into joining their fictitious church and travelling from Nigeria "to the dangerous and unpredictable capital of the predominantly Muslim country of Chad, while wearing the uniform of a Christian missionary." Link. Via. (Photo via.)






4. List of geeky theme cruises, including chess cruise, pirate cruise, and videogame cruise. Link. (Photo via.)





5. Flea, of the Red Hot Chili Peppers, is taking classes at USC and finishing up his solo album. He explains, "The record is based on the character Helen Burns from "Jane Eyre." I love Charlotte Bronte and all of the Bronte sisters." Link. Via. (Photo via.)

*Find previous news posts here.

Buy Jasper Fforde's hilarious The Eyre Affair at Amazon.

"Two-Fisted Poe"



Edgar Allen Poe as a pulp action hero by Michael Kupperman. When I saw this in my rss reader, I initially thought it was the latest post at Hey Oscar Wilde, It's Clobberin' Time. But it's actually from Michael Kupperman's book "Snake 'n' Bacon's Cartoon Cabaret," on sale at Amazon.

Here's one more great image from the book, "Criminal District Attorney":



Via Brandon Bird, who has posted more images.

*Previously: Poe's Gloomios.

*Buy Edgar Allan Poe Annotated and Illustrated Entire Stories and Poems at Amazon.

Nicole Peterson's Dante covers on sale as prints





Nicole Peterson's terrific Dante meets Tron covers, which I posted in April, are now on sale as prints: Inferno, Purgatorio, Paradiso.

*At my custom toy site: Tron Munnys.

*Buy Tron toys at eBay.

Researchers say they've dated Odysseus' slaughter of his wife's suitors upon his return from the Trojan War

They say it happened on on April 16, 1178 BC. Go here to read about their analysis. An impressively specific date since there's no proof it ever happened.

The Lorax's Real Message

As a child I remember some naturalist showing my class the animated version of Dr. Seuss's "The Lorax." We were all clearly supposed to come away with the message that protecting nature is good and building factories is bad. According to Wikipedia, the book has even been banned for being too anti-industry. But after reading The Lorax a few dozen times to my son, I've realized the story is actually a pretty damning indictment of the Lorax, and the environmentalists he represents. If you haven't read or seen The Lorax recently, watch it over at Youtube, and come right back.

The story opens in a desolate part of town - - the "wind smells slow-and-sour" and "no birds ever sing." A creepy character called the Onceler lives in a ramshackle building in the area and, in exchange for a few pennies, will explain what happened to the area and specifically, "how the Lorax was lifted away." That point is emphasized four times in the first few introductory pages:
-"somebody lifted the Lorax away"
-"why was it lifted and taken somewhere"
-"the Lorax was lifted away"
-"the Lorax got lifted and taken away"

The Onceler explains to a boy that he discovered the area a "long, long time back" and that, at that time, the grass was green, the sky and water were clean, and everywhere were beautiful trees and happy bears, fish, and birds. The illustrations in the book, which previously looked like this:

lorax desolate

Now look like this:



But if this is supposed to be paradise, it's not my idea of paradise. There are no buildings or any other sign of modern society. And there's especially no people.

Into this Eden comes the Onceler, who immediately recognizes that the trees could be very valuable. He quickly builds a small workshop and turns parts of a "Truffula Tree" into a beautiful and valuable fabric. The Lorax makes his first appearance:
He was shortish. And oldish.
And brownish. And mossy.
And he spoke with a voice
that was sharpish and bossy.



Not exactly complimentary. The Lorax claims that he "speaks for the trees" and screams at the Onceler, demanding an explanation for his behavior. The Onceler shows the beautiful and useful fabric that he's created, but the Lorax dismisses the product as useless. He also insults the Onceler as "crazy with greed." To the Lorax's surprise, a customer immediately appears and buys the fabric. But the Lorax isn't chagrined. Rather, he simply attempts to resume berating the Onceler, who is no longer interested in listening.

In the following pages, the Onceler creates a business churning out fabric that is so successful, he's able to build an ever-expanding factory and employ his entire extended family. The Lorax eventually returns. He's (1) completely unmoved by the Onceler's success; and (2) made no effort to alter his behavior. During this visit, the Lorax angrily confronts the Onceler and tells him that he's cut down so many trees that the bears in the area no longer have anything to eat. Here, something very strange happens. The Lorax tells the Onceler that since the bears are having trouble finding food, he's "sending" them away. The Lorax "hopes" they'll find food elsewhere. In other words, the Lorax has no intention of helping the bears find food.

Between the Lorax's grating personality, the fact that even the Lorax has no plans of actually helping the bears, and the Onceler's tremendous business success, the Onceler dismisses the Lorax and continues to grow his business.

Eventually, the Lorax returns to confront the Onceler. This confrontation is extremely similar to the last. The Lorax yells at the Onceler, this time telling him that his factory has so polluted the air and water that the Lorax is "sending" the fish and birds "off." Once again, the Lorax makes clear he doesn't plan on actually helping the animals:
Where will they go?...
I don't hopefully know.

At this point, the Onceler is so angered by the Lorax's behavior that he announces he will do the exact opposite of what the Lorax has asked:
I yelled at the Lorax, "Now listen here, Dad!
All you do is yap-yap and say, 'Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!
Well, I have my rights, sir, and I'm telling you
I intend to go on doing just what I do!
And, for your information, you Lorax, I'm figgering
on biggering
and BIGGERING
and BIGGERING
and BIGGERING,
turning MORE Truffula Trees into Thneeds
which everyone, EVERYONE, EVERYONE needs!"

The only question is whether the Lorax is the worst persuader ever or the worst persuader ever. And sure enough, as soon as the Onceler finishes his speech, we learn that his business has managed to cut down every single tree the business depended on. Without trees, the business folds and the jobless employees drive off in search of a new paycheck.

So, we now have a chastened Onceler and the Lorax, who supposedly deeply cares about the environment. Surely they'll work together now to try to fix things. Right? Nope, the Lorax flies away to an unnamed destination. Hold on, we were told at the beginning that "somebody lifted the Lorax away." That's not true at all. He saw a tough problem, realized all he was good at was irritating people, and lifted himself away.

lorax gives up

All in all, the Lorax is possibly the most beloved failure in kid lit. An excellent use for this book would be to read it in class and then ask students to come up with ways the Lorax could have actually persuaded the Onceler.

The final touch is that the Onceler ends up the hero of the story. He had the foresight to save a Truffula Tree seed, and in the book's conclusion, gives it to a boy in the hopes the boy will grow new trees. That conclusion does a nice job of promoting the value of private ownership of property. But that ground has already been explained elsewhere.