Funny cover stories on Town and Country magazine

The cover stories on the February 2011 issue of Town and Country magazine:

-I wish I'd married rich

-What he really thinks about your plastic surgery

-The divorce of the year

-The top divorce lawyers

*Buy Divorce For Dummies at Amazon.

New tiny iPod Shuffle (link roundup)

The new iPod Shuffle is tiny and holds 4gigs of songs for $80 (which seems way overpriced). Best feature is a dedicated power switch. I can't stand begging my iPod to turn off.

And a few more links:

1. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle robot.

2. Clearly we are living in a science fiction novel. Iron Chef Cat Cora and her wife Jennifer Cora are both pregnant. They already have two boys. All of the kids are from the same sperm donor. Photo of the happy couple here. Via.

3. Download a South Indian Restaurant Menu Decoder Wallet Card.

4. If you live in Philadelphia, here's a whole bunch of fun stuff to do for less than $10.

*Previously: Pregnant woman told her child will be taken because she is capable of emotional abuse.

*Buy TMNT toys at eBay.

It's illegal for this gay couple to get a divorce

In 2004, Rhode Island residents Cassandra Ormiston and Margaret Chambers drove to Massachusetts and got married. Two years later they decided to get a divorce. Unfortunately for them, the Rhode Island courts don't "recognize" the same-sex marriage and therefore won't give them a divorce. They can't get divorced in Massachusetts either because they're not residents. D'oh. Link.

*Previously: Lawyer finds out the hard way that her clothing's more revealing than she thought.