Art by Matthew Lyons (link roundup)

Matthew Lyons' site is full of illustrations begging to be turned into movies (or at least posters). Via.

And a few more links:

1. A woman was sentenced to stand in front of an Orlando police station, holding a sign apologizing for battering a police officer. Via.

2. Bizarre, vivid story about Ron Artest.

3. This is hardly the first time NBC's Jeff Zucker has stuck it to Conan O'Brien:

He continued his writing career as an undergraduate at Harvard University, where he covered sports for The Harvard Crimson. He later became president of the publication. It was at Harvard that Zucker first met Conan O'Brien, now an NBC late-night host, who worked for humor magazine the Harvard Lampoon. As a prank, O'Brien's staff stole all the Crimson issues one day before they could be delivered. Zucker called the cops. "My first meeting with Jeff Zucker was in handcuffs, with a Cambridge police officer reading me my rights," says O'Brien.

Via these sites.

*Previously: Retro-futuristic limousine.

*Buy NBA bobbleheads at eBay.

SciFi Stagecoach (link roundup)

Lego SciFi stagecoach by Shannon Sproule based on Bravestarr.

And a few more links:

1. A spite house is a building constructed or modified to irritate neighbors or other parties with land stakes. Via these sites.

2. Put funny photos like these on your camera in case you ever lose it. Via.

3. Star Wars Weather Forecast. Via.

*Previously: "Child Molester" pops onto screen during weather forecast.

*Buy weather dominators at eBay.

Plush Tusken Raider (link roundup)

Plush Tusken Raider on sale at Etsy.

And a few more links:

1. When Brendan Shanahan was 14, he asked Rick Vaive for an autograph, and Vaive turned him down. Four years later, Shanahan faced off against Vaive and used the opportunity to attack him. It took two linesman to restrain him. Via.

2. Another WWE wrestler dies young. Edward "Umaga" Fatu, a cousin of The Rock, died at age 36 from a heart attack.

3. Swordswoman vs. Swordsmecha.

*Previously: A Tusken Raider tells a ghost story.

*Buy NHL bobbleheads at eBay.

Even more Twitter icons (link roundup)

Go here for four different Twitter icons designed by Scott Thigpen.

And a few more links:

1. Detailed description of how the Time poll I previously mentioned was hacked.

2. Jerky boss sends out email criticizing workers for taking Good Friday off, someone responds by creating parody Twitter feed.

3. The Orange County District Attorney apparently dismisses felony drug possession charges whenever defendants agree to give DNA samples.

4. Some cheerleaders were kicked off the squad due to absences. Their parents took revenge on the coach by revealing that she had posed for Playboy.

*Previously: 14 fresh Twitter icons.

*Buy vintage Playboy collectibles at eBay.

Video of a guy tormenting a telemarketer just by saying "yes"

Via.

Community rejects man's attempt to open ATV shop...

and the chief opponent was a woman named Margie Patterson. So Jeff Mead put a banner on his building, reading, "Patterson's XXX Porn Gallery." Video here. Via.

Paul McCartney's daughter has started a jewelry line featuring a single-leg pendant

Link. Via.

In other news, Paul's dating a married woman.