Showing posts with label college sports. Show all posts
Showing posts with label college sports. Show all posts

Link roundup

1. An unidentified SEC school complained about Alabama objectifying women to announce its new football recruits.

2. 74 people have been injured by hunters in Italy in the last four months:
The annual bloodletting is a result of the unusual freedom allowed to shooting parties under Italian law. They can go on to private property and fire anywhere not within 50m of a road or 150m of a house.
Via.

3. There's now an official Blogger app for Android.

*Buy Android phones at eBay.

Alabama is using a woman in a cheerleader's uniform...




Alabama has a livefeed showing incoming faxes from football recruits. A woman in a tiny cheerleader's uniform collects the faxes. Keep it classy Alabama. Via.

Those Oregon Ducks uniforms

Before


and after the game promotional images by Wieden + Kennedy for Oregon and Nike


Here's a long explanation (defense?) by Nike about why the uniforms looked that way.

*Buy mascot bobbleheads at Amazon.

Link roundup

1. Joe Montana says the movie Rudy was fiction.

2. Horrible Logos, $5 each. Via.

3. Last Exit to Nowhere is giving away a shirt for the worst film quote today.

*Buy NFL bobbleheads at Amazon.

Papercraft Santa (link roundup)


Papercraft Santa and Martian by Matthew Gilpin from "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians"



Download Matt Hawkins' alien Santa paper toy here.



Download this Santa paper toy by Marshall Alexander here.

And a few more links:

1. One of the ideas in my almost free gift guide was making microscale Lego Star Wars vehicles. Here's another huge gallery of microscale Lego spaceships, along with instructions. Via these sites.

2. Squirrel massage animated gif.

3. List of swag college bowl game recipients receive. Via.

*Previously: Disturbing ads for massage balm.

*Buy Star Wars Lego minifigs at eBay.

His cold made my temperature rise! (link roundup)



You're going to have to click through to see what's being advertised in this vintage comic strip ad.

And a few more links:

1. Gregg Easterbrook shines a spotlight on college football teams with sleazy schedules, picking Penn State as having possibly "the single phoniest schedule any football power has ever cooked up."

2. Steve Valdez was unable to cash a check at a Florida Bank of America because the bank required a thumbprint, and he has no arms. Via.

3. Good explanation for why the NFL story to watch will be Michael Vick and Donovan McNabb in Philadelphia.

*Previously: Temperature change tea kettle.

*Buy NFL bobbleheads at eBay.

Sketch of "Rupture" by Doktor A. (link roundup)



Chris Rose received this sketch by Doktor A. of "Rupture" and "Runcible." A few of Doktor A's Rupture Dunnys are listed for around $150 at eBay.

1. Fascinating description of recent developments in EVE Online.

2. Owen Thomas on old media:
That's pretty much what Time did in its early years, when it was a fancy printed blog. Editors there subscribed to the New York Times and other papers, and wrote up a weekly digest, which Time's founder, Henry Luce, then sold for rather less money than one would pay at the newsstand for all their sources.
3. Prized college football recruit spurns Florida at the last minute to commit to the Tennessee WWE-style, and then the new Tennessee coach explicitly accuses Florida coach Urban Meyer of cheating.

4. The Kissing Mickey and Minnie Mouse toys I previously mentioned are on sale at Play-Asia for about $16 each.

*Previously: My Doktor A. sketch.

Godzilla cloud formation (link roundup)


Godzilla: The Clouds Honor Him found here.

Here's a few more links:

1. Working conditions at Amazon's fulfillment centers in Europe are punishing. Via.

2. Meet Swoopoo, a cross between eBay and slot machines, where an iPod Touch sells for $187.65, but costs bidders $938.25. Via.

3. The shadowy world of college basketball recruiting.

4. WSJ alleges feds rushed arrest of Blagojevich because Chicago Tribune refused to keep the story quiet. And then retracts the story.

*Previously: Dubai plans a city in the clouds.

*Buy Kaiju at eBay.

Virginia Tech football player accidentally punches coach in head

Here's video of a Virginia Tech football player accidentally punching his coach in the head:



In other college football news, I noticed that Army wore ridiculous camouflaged uniforms during its game against Navy this weekend:



Turns out the special "digital print camouflage pattern" was part of the brand new "Enforcer" uniform by Nike that was unveiled at the game.

*Previously: Nike Freddie Kruegers.

*Buy army men at eBay.

Free Gmail stickers



Here's a weird stocking stuffer - - Gmail stickers. Find out how to get some free here. Via.


Here's a few more random links:

1. John Powers uses lots of and lots of fancy words to say the spaceships in Star Wars are sweet. (Use the plus sign to advance.)


2. If You Give A Moose A Muffin, updated for today's issues = If you give the federal government $700 billion.


3. How long until robots are fighting are wars AND creating stories about what they've done?


4. On same day University of Tennessee introduces new football coach, who will make $2 million a year, UT also announces it hopes to cut its annual energy bill by $2 million by taking steps such as making the thermostat levels a little more unpleasant.

*Previously: Parodies of Goodnight Moon.

*Buy Terminator toys at eBay.

A positive story about Ryan Leaf and other news of the day



1. As show in the video above, Ryan Leaf's NFL career was a disaster of historic proportions. But he's finished his college degree, lives modestly and has saved most of the millions he made during his NFL days, is a coach on a Division II football team that's doing terrific, and also coaches the golf team, driving the team bus himself. You can read a bit more here. Via.


2. "Evolutionists Flock To Darwin-Shaped Wall Stain." Link. Via.


3. Newspapers are actually a status symbol...in developing countries. Via.


4. Best Buy's Geek Squad technicians make only $23,000 a year. Mac Geniuses make significantly more. Via.


5. Drilling for oil in Alaska won't lower the price of oil BUT it will raise $921 billion dollars. Via.

*See previous news links here.

*Buy The Reluctant Mr. Darwin: An Intimate Portrait of Charles Darwin and the Making of His Theory of Evolution at Amazon.

911 call of Florida Gator football player terrorizing someone with AK-47

You can listen to the 911 call here - - the caller is reporting that he was harassed by some football players and is following them in his car. He then pretty calmly notes that one (Ronnie Wilson) has gotten out of his car with an AK-47... You guessed it. Wilson will be allowed to return to the team. Via.

*Previously: Giants fan travels to Nicaragua to buy a "Patriots 19-0" t-shirt.

*Buy NFL bobbleheads at eBay.

Sideline reporter wishes Seton Hall coach "good sex"

In this video, Jim Spanarkel wishes Bobby Gonzalez "good sex" (instead of success) and gets so flustered, he says it again. Gonzalez matter of factly says, "Thanks, Jimmy."



Via.

Ernest Hemingway blogs about the NCAA tournament

North Carolina Tar Heels

Roy Williams is soft. His hands look manicured. They have never pulled tobacco from the dirt. He has never gutted a fish fresh from the sea. Soldiers shoot soft men in the back rather than follow them into battle. Williams should look out. He should watch his back. But junior forward Tyler Hansbrough is a 2-ton bull in baby-blue shorts. When he broke his nose last year, he saw red. He charged. His horns went down and gored opposing players. I would fight with this man. I would die for him. If a bullet met him, I would cradle his head till he left this earth. After the platoon's soldiers shoot Roy Williams in the back, they'll follow Sergeant Hansbrough into combat. Hansbrough and UNC charge to the Elite Eight.

Read the rest of Hemmingway's predictions here.

USC football coach Pete Carroll has given up fear

J.R. Moehringer has a very long profile of USC football coach Pete Carroll in the December 2007 issue of Los Angeles Magazine. Among the nuggets:
Carroll gave up fear long ago. He gave it up the way people give up carbs. Fear now has no part in his daily life. Fear is like an old, distant friend. They know each other well, talk once in a while, but they're not close like they used to be.

Or this quote from "longtime friend Michael Murphy":
For awhile we worked together with Russian coaches and athletes and talked about ending the Cold War... We've discussed Indian philosophy, religious mysticism, parapsychology as a scientific discipline, and various social causes. (Ellipsis original.)

This heading is a standout:
I'm Unable To Describe Carroll's Appearance Without Sounding Gay

But this paragraph is probably my favorite:
If I shut my eyes and try picture my time with Carroll, one scene comes quickly to mind. It's late. He's pacing outside his office, glancing at a game on TV, tossing a football to himself, talking to me and several assistant coaches at once. Suddenly and unaccountably he leans against a leather chair and starts doing push-ups. Slumped in a chair, eyelids heavy, I can't help wondering if he might secretly be using crystal meth.

Truly enjoyable article, and I've barely scratched the surface with these excerpts. If you have a chance, I recommend you pick up the issue. There's also an interesting article about LA's Comedy Store (picture young David Letterman picketing the club for the chance to earn $25 a set). I'd offer a weblink, but the magazine's site seems to be down.

*Update: Here's the full article.

You can find more sports links here.

Chuck Klosterman Is Blogging The NCAA Final Four

Here's how his first post starts:
John Hinckley Jr. tried to kill Ronald Reagan on March 30, 1981. It was a Monday. I was informed of this by my third grade teacher (Burna Pribula) after coming inside from morning recess. "I have some news that may shock you," she told the class. "The president has been shot." The room remained silent. We stared at her like tiny, Smurf-obsessed zombies. "This is a terrible situation," Mrs. Pribula continued, "and I realize you might have some questions about this. Does anyone have any questions about this? Anyone?"
We sat in silence.
After 10 seconds, I slowly raised my hand.
"Is the basketball game canceled?"